Friday Flash: Halloween Warm-up.
This is a bit of semi-comic horror I wrote and shared on the blog in 2013, and maybe again in 2023. I've touched up a couple of small things, but mostly am leaving it as-is. Enjoy! The Quick and the Quicker I never trusted that statue in the garden behind the house. The place was crawling with statues, but the rest remained well-behaved, doing as they were told and returning to their appointed places when asked. It creeped me out a little, but Mom and Dad took it all for granted, and said I was much too sensitive. Mom liked it. She said it was like living in an art gallery and that helped her create. Mom’s an artist, and she’s had a lot of trouble working lately. She says all artists go through dry periods, and she just needs inspiration. I don’t know what inspiration one gets from statues that won’t stay put, and I’m not sure I want to know. Mom’s work is a little weird. There was one statue that did the washing-up for us every evening. She looked like some k...